how much to flush?

Wow. 2 nights ago it went something like this:

I was having a party. Things were going along, people I don't know were there, and my cousin Kim fell into my pool. The solar cover was on, it wasn't all the way full, but far from empty. She was fully clothed in jeans and a sweater.

I went into the house to get some towels for her. The entire house was PINK. Pepto pink. Walls, floor, doors, carpet, drapes. PINK. I walked into what I assume was a bathroom and was trying to open a latch to get a door open, and this woman's voice said "What. Do I have to poop 100 pounds before it will flush?". Sure enough, she was wearing a pink old lady style house coat, sitting on a pink toilet. I spoke to her briefly about this, and as I was walking away, I thought to myself "I should blog about this".

So, that's why I have started this blog. I've been having bizarre dreams lately. Maybe this will help me to figure them out. LOL